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Welcome Earthling...
There are things in this world we don't understand...
 For almost 30 years, Guy has investigated the supernatural phenomenon that controls our world from the shadows. UAPs, Aliens, Bigfoots, Democrats, Skinwalkers and more. This blog will serve as your first and finest resource for learning the T R U T H REDACTED
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
 Millions of people, all over the world have reported seeing this man in their dreams. These dreams started pleasantly, even sexual, but since the Interstellar Object, 3I/ATLAS, entered our Solar System, these dreams have turned to nightmares! This man, CODENAME: Mr. X, has been brutally assaulting countless people in their dreams each night. INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT If you encounter this man, whether in the physical, digital, or dream world, DO NOT approach him! Please report any and all sightings of this disturbed entity to the Cyberpunks Paranormal Tip Line (cyberpunks-hotline@AOL.com) REDACTED
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BREAKING TRANSMISSION FROM ORBIT
Fellow skywatchers, we've all seen strange lights in the night sky... but nothing prepared us for the Double Quarter Pounder Meal landing at Burger King. Two massive quarter-pound beef patties - seared to perfection like they've just been through atmospheric re-entry. Melted cheese clings to them like stardust on a saucer hull. A constellation of fresh lettuce, ripe tomatoes, onions, and pickles forms the perfect life-support ecosystem inside a soft, toasty bun. Paired with golden fries that could pass for alien energy rods, and a drink big enough to fuel a warp jump. Whether you've been scanning the skies all night or decoding intercepted signals from Zeta Reticuli, this is the kind of meal that abducts your hunger and never gives it back. The truth is out there... and it's flame-broiled. Touch down at your nearest Burger King and experience the Double Quarter Pounder Meal before it vanishes back into deep space.  | b
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